dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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