people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
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