my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
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