Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Are my feet made of real feet?
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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