This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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