I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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