Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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