I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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