Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
why is half of my head shaved?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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