Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Randomize
