She announced her abortion via fbk
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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