That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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