week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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