They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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