i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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