she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Randomize
