But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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