I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
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