I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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