My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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