I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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