i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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