Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
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