He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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