3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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