Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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