I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
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