I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
He called his prostate his "boner button".
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
My life is pants optional.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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