seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
And then he peed in my hair
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