11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Randomize
