He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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