Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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