Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
You left your phone here
Wait...
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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