What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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