Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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