We're like a lot better than the average bears
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
Randomize
