new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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