If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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