this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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