some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
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