i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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