Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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