garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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