I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
