East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I believe in your delicious
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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