I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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