Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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