I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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