Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Randomize
