remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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