what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
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