Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
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